I regret to inform you that I am not a girl. I would think our mother made this perfectly clear...I like looking like a boy...
...I am not one of your girly baby dolls to dress up...
...I do not appreciate having my swing bedazzled by your girly things...
...and this is not my idea of wrestling!
For your convenience, I have included a list of acceptable activities we can share:
Cars with audible 'vroom' sounds
Dinosaurs
Doll house in which your dollies get eaten by dinosaurs, etc.
Sincerely,
Your BROTHER Cole (a boy) (male) (xy)
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