"Ya. This is my school now. I pretty much rock at this whole kindergarden thing."
"Line up- I so get it. Raise hand- been there. Write name- c'mon people, I am a fresh young moldable student; challenge me!"
"I seriously can't wait for this bus to get here! Hmmm...I wonder if I should try to act all clingy and distraught to make my mom feel better about this whole thing...?"
"Naaaa!" I'm too excited to hold it in. I'm bouncing up and down as I see the bus round the corner! "It can't come soon enough!"
"OK, Mom. One last picture...say goodbye to your baby, hand her over to the public education system, and pray you've done your job!"